This Could Get Heavy

Learning to lift; learning to live.

First, a chronology of my athletic career: 1997: At the age of five, I set out to become a professional wrestler and superhero. Though I dominate the 37-pound circuit for a while, I develop no powers. Also, I discover professional wrestlers fake it. 1998: Tee-ball is much harder than it looks. 1999-2006: I sit inside my house and read, avoiding sunlight if possible. 2007-2009: For three years, I try to make the varsity soccer team and be a coordinated person girls will like. Alas, no.. . . Read more
Aaron Gertler